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I thought I'd go back today and point out yesterday mistake with the pies.

"Excuse me, yesterday I ordered a veggie pie but it was meat pie. I thought I'd let you know in case it happens again"

[assistant scuttles away and comes back with a pie]

It is pie

"Erm, yes. I don't want a pie, I wanted to say that yesterday I ordered vegetarian food but I was given meat food"

[holds out pie]

It is pie

"no, you don't understand. What I wa..."

pie. money please

"look, I just wan..."

MONEY FOR PIE PLEASE

but but but... [hands over money and grudgingly takes away pie]

and after all that, yesterdays meat pie was nicer tasting.