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I'm not even going to bother describing today, I'm soooo close to cracking up it'd probably push me over the edge.
If it could go wrong it has.

And Spain tomorrow :(
There isn't a single ounce of me that is looking forward to this.
Even if you take away the fear and dread, all that's left is meh
If I could be hit by a giant asteroid (or a falling US Spy satellite) on the way to the airport I'd be eternally happy.

I just have to remember it'll all be over in 2weeks, and then I've got stuff I can look forward to :)

Apart from the two camping trips, there were a few - ok, about a dozen, you know how I can go overboard - idea's I had for possible daytrips away with C that now aren't really appropriate. A few I've binned, although the zookeeper for a day and dowsing/pendulum training to find Earths energy fields might go back on the list (and the others I'll keep on a seperate list incase one day I stop acting stupid - I know, unlikely) but the rest I can still do own my own. mmmmm pudding club yummy.

Roll on March / April / May I guess.... and best of all, that starts with Ella's birthday, so light at the end of the tunnel

No wonder I'm gonna get charged a fortune for excess bagage!!!!

Snow Shovel		Osprey Atmos Rucksack		ME Holdall
Carbon fibre walking poles		Low Alpine WB25 Rucksack		Climbing Rope
Ice Axes		Climbing helmet		Quickdraw x5
Climbing Harness		belay device		Karabiner x5
1lt Flask		Bovril + Oxo		Hot Chocolate
Compass x2		Whistle		Storm Shelter
SAM Splint		Resuscitation Mask		First Aid Kit
Gaitors		GPS		Rescue Knife
Snow Goggles		TAR Mat		Earplugs
Platypus + Thermal Insulation		ME Mittens		MH Glove liners x2
Sleeping bag		Approach Shoes		PocketRocket Stove
Grivel G10 Crampons		Scarpa Manta M4 Boots		Basecamp Boots
Ortlieb mapcase		Camelback Flask		gelpacks x6
Buff		DuctTape x2		Energy Bars x4
IceBreaker LongJohns		IceBreaker Boxers		IceBreaker Mid Fleece
Schoeller Trousers		NH Trousers		Hat
Paramo Cascada Trousers		Paramo Aspira Jacket		Precip Jacket
Mountain Socks x2		Basecamp Socks x4		SealSkinz Socks
Headtorch MYO-XP		Headtorch Zipka		Flares
Kneebrace		Maps x5		CoughMed Sachet x6
TNF Fleece Red		Rechargeable Batteries x8		Compeed x5
TNF BaseT x3		Rehydration Sachet x6		Travel Power Adaptors x2
Copy Medical Insurance		Copy Rescue Insurance		Copy Helicopter Evacuation Insurance
Copy Last Will & Testament		Copy Passport		Copy Drivers Licence
iPod		SatNav		Tollroad Change
Bottle Champagne		Teasmaid		Cuddly Toy

This time tomorrow.... looking up at this

And just in case Sky News do the same as last time, the initials you need to watch out for are JH, CLR, IS, HF, EP and yours truly, AEM

And sorry, unless your initials start DEM, SMM, ELG, DJP, CW₁ or CW₂ you aint getting anything in my will *g*