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I didn't realise how much fun you can have talking to the spammers just using lines from TV commercials!
Today I used the dialogue between Brennan Brown and Snoop Dogg on the "Orange Wednesday" advert...

Linda Mark: hi how are you

Anthony Morel: I'm wiggidy wiggidy wack yo!

Linda Mark: I represent a textiles company near London and where looking for people like you to join us, are you interested?

Anthony Morel: That ain't ma stizzle dizzle.

Linda Mark: sorry?

Anthony Morel: You trippin' fool.

Linda Mark: You can work from home so it want interrupt your normal job

Anthony Morel: You can razzle dazzle my fantazmagazzle

Linda Mark: your not making sense. does that mean you are interested?

Anthony Morel: It does if you dizzle.

Linda Mark: fuck you

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Sometimes, the comments on Digg are actually worth readings

"England" is a mythical land, created by Jane Austen so that people wouldn't notice that all of her male characters were actually gay.